Jun 30, 2011

What did the cat say to the TSA agent?

Let's picture this scenario...

Girl with cat walks up to TSA agent and explains that the cat has anxiety. She asks if both her and the cat can be checked through security in a seperate room or line or really anything that would help lessen the anxiety. TSA agent escorts girl to said room and both the girl and cat go through security, make it to their gate, and get on the plane. Simple. Pleasant. Easy.



Let's now picture what happened....

Girl with cat walks up to TSA agent and explains that the cat has anxiety. She asks if both her and the cat can be checked through security in a seperate room or line or really anything that would help lessen the anxiety. TSA angent looks at girl like she has 5 heads and tells her that everyone must go through regular security. Girl obliges and gets in 15 minute line. Then girl is directed to fancy new body scanner line. Once carry-on is on the belt and laptop open and shoes off....girl takes cat out of carrier and holds her. Oh you didn't realize that the carrier had to go through the scanning machine sans cat, neither did girl :/ Now girl waits third in line to go through the body scanner with cat. Man ahead has obviously not flown in the past 10 years because he has everything still on him....finally girl's turn. "Oh you have a cat" says TSA agent #2, "you cannot go through this line." Girl then waits in another line and finally walks through security with no problemos except a very angry and terrified anxiety ridden cat. Cat goes back in carry on, girl gets re dressed and they walk toward the gate. Fast Forward 5 minutes.......Girl gets worried because cat hasn't moved and hasn't made any sounds..in fact, girl thinks the cat may have had a heart attack and has to stop in the middle of the walkway to open the carrier and check for heart beat. Cat survived but will never be the same. The End.

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